sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them. Me (via stayy-for-tonight)

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

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Anonymous asked: I'm currently blogging while I sit next to the toilet and throw up. I feel like you

australiansanta:

literally me after a night out

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deduct:

i really wanna be in a movie but on the other hand, i’d probably make them delete the every scene because i looked bad

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Whats My Age Again?